Sometimes, you just think that life has something against you and throws a bunch of shit in your face because it just can. Life can be shit. At times, perhaps, although I'd like to think that I have had a pretty shit-free life in my 22 years of existence, therefore all the bad things are starting to happen at the same time, simultaneously. Or, I've always had shit on me but I've been too busy trying to ignore them. Things get pretty swell when you're as clumsy as I am. Don't believe me? I stepped on a twig and sprained my right ankle for the umpteenth time. Even my mom laughed when I told her I hurt myself because of a twig. I had to justify that it was a pretty big twig, perhaps even a branch, on the road, that I didn't see, and I made history. History for the biggest, clumsiest oaf of potato to ever live on the planet. I paid RM23 for a pair of ankle supports because I knew that if I let myself just continue to hobble on my broken leg, I might as well go l...